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Slapstick news. Fake news. Truely silly.
Sunday, August 29, 2010
Ecology: a concept car
As you may know, the current transportation pollutes the air, and the Ozone lawyer is affected, as well as the guilty. All the trucks, cars, caddys, bumper car or tanks consume a lot of gas, whereas the car of the future will use nothing.
Surprisingly, this concept will revolutionize the world. It is in fact a carriage. Jake Dimon, the creator of this brand new concept called this car "the cart". In picture, this prototype will be marketed in few years.
Concerning scientists from connecticut, they still continue their research and even think that the urine could be used to oil the wooden wheels! A homemade sort of WD-40...
Friday, August 27, 2010
UFO: U Freak Out weird story
On the night of August 11, Paul sees something mysterious in the sky. It is 11 pm out in the street surrounded by building, Paul is surprised to notice a UFO. He get his camera out (he strangely always have it on him all the time). He decides to take some shots of this strange discovery while alerting the police. The police arrives on the scene, the UFO is gone. A close look at the pictures taken, Paul is even more surprised. He understands that it was a teenager throwing plates from the 16th floor of a building through the window. Paul is an idiot.
Thursday, August 26, 2010
Economy influences
Google Home View
After Google Street View which allows you to visit the cities and streets on the internet, here's
a new software launched by Google named Google Home View. With this software you will be able to look at what your neighbors and all the other people in the world are doing in their home. A truck paid by google will come into your house to take pictures of every corners of the rooms. For more informations, don't try to find anything because it's fake, of course.
Wednesday, August 25, 2010
PETA: Animal security and fashion
People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA), organization for animal rights promoted in their last ad a coat made out of human fur. Famous for the slogan "I'd rather go naked than wear fur", this coat is entirely composed of human body hairs, from the top to the low. PETA members won't be cold for this winter. They added that the designer of the coat made a selection to get the hairs from only vegetarian people.
Another concept from the designer is going to be released, the urban recycle trash dress.
Tuesday, August 24, 2010
Society facts
Technology
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Urine to be used as gas
Some scientists from Connecticut seems to lean over the issue. The urine, sterile fluid has been analyzed as the "maybe" future gas.
This bio-fuel would be very convenient for the environment and would also avoid the lineup at the gas station. The driver would pump his personal gas into the tank. However, scientists tried to answer to the main problem, the "run out of gas situation". They briefly maintained "ask for your friend's fluid".
A cougar woman found in San Diego Zoo
This is indeed what we learns from the AFP (Associated Press Freak), a woman
42 years old engaged to a young man of 17 years was taken for a cougar
when she was spotted kissing her boyfriend in San Diego Zoo by the
zoo guard. For distrust, she has been put in a cage.
She got released some hours after the accident.
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